Some walk the streets
Some walk the streets for recognition
Like our man here, the whole town knows him
Puts rubbish in the rubbish bins
Eats a bit and then he grins
No teeth you see, it stops them staring
Have you heard of Marilyn Waring?
Got Rob Muldoon to die of swearing
Not before the piss got to him
Such is the death of a politician
There’s another one that fits the bill
The master of the bitter sweet pill
He ate what he served up
Think Big was his little pup
He acts the part, and very well too
And now and again sits on a pew
They say we get what we deserve
The boys, they gave me a dry patch on the reserve
Not because I’ve earned it, like
That’s where I do the benevolent old bike
She brings a pot or two of sherry
We water it down and all get merry
We pool the dole and invest in Lotto
The winnings help to keep us blotto
If we strike it lucky early
We’re all off to the Kentucky Derby